lets get straight to the point!
letsss seee.....
i cut pinky and it bled like maD!!
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suddenly i can curse like in 12 different languages.its a pretty deep cut, and when i was trying to stop the bleeding, i put a cup to see how much i bled...
i bled like ALMOST a CUP of blood.
not big cup la. crazy meh.
lucky thanks to the first aid training in St.John from form1 to 5..
i abled to stop the bleeding (after a "small" amount of time HOHOHO)
the funny part is when i was at the doctors.
my mom being a mom and all forced me to go to the doctors even though my manly instincts kicked in:
mom: go to the clinic. the cut is deep
me: (in a very very manly deep voice) no. it is fine. the cut is like nothing. like kena bite by a dust mite.
mom: den why is it still bleeding.
me: .......
manly instincts my ASS. its every man for himself. i'm going to the clinic. get the best doctors in town, and the best nurses in town, and the best treatment in town. WHATeVER. JUST GET ME THERE.
so much for being a manly SPARTAN.
so at the doctors.
doctor: aiyooohh its ok la. small cut only. nurse, please help the young MAN to clean the wound and wrap it up.
nurse: ok doctor. (begins cleaning wound with antiseptic lotion blablabla)
me: *whimper*
lol... this is the funniest part.the moment she started washing the wound...
NO JOKE. IT LITERALLY SQUIRTED OUT. lol
then it just kept bleeding and bleeding until my whole arm goes numb.. lol the nurse panicked and called for the doctor.
he came in.. and couldn stop the bleeding too LOL. said i hit some vein or something dunno wat talking he. den guess what he did?
HE FREAKING RUBBERBANDED MY PINKY. WAT THE F**K?
today really isn't a good saturday....
1 comment:
lol.u cut ur hand still feel funny de.sumore so many funny things happened in the clinic.hahaha
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